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Based in the Taranaki region of New Zealand, Dan is an avid gamer, a motorbike enthusiast and a connoisseur of milkshakes (favourite flavour spearmint; never lime).  His super-power is the ability to endlessly watch The Office (US), although he struggles to pronounce John Krasinski's last name.

Known in some circles as Von Honey Badger, Dan's been spending most his life living in the gangsta's paradise. Famous for his collection of sneakers, Dan lives his life a quarter-mile at a time.  And much like his mentor Vin Diesel, he don't have friends; he got family. 

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